{"id":45,"date":"2026-08-05T02:49:12","date_gmt":"2026-08-05T02:49:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gambitmutant.com\/?p=45"},"modified":"2026-08-05T05:15:00","modified_gmt":"2026-08-05T05:15:00","slug":"the-internet-said-get-fed-for-two-weeks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gambitmutant.com\/es\/2026\/08\/05\/internet-dijo-get-fed-durante-dos-semanas\/","title":{"rendered":"The Internet Said &#8216;Get F***ed&#8217; For Two Weeks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Internet Said &amp;apos;Get F***ed&amp;apos; For Two Weeks\" width=\"760\" height=\"428\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mT4nxwu4lfk?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">Welcome back to the channel. I\u2019m Gambit Mutant, and this past couple of weeks, the internet decided to go full chaotic neutral and just\u2026 get up to some genuinely impressive criminal bullshit. We\u2019ve got the usual suspects\u2014state-sponsored hacking, a crypto heist that stole over a hundred million dollars with what sounds like the most boring scam imaginable, and the dark secrets of a former cyber kingpin.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">It\u2019s less of a digital battlefield out there and more like a massive, global, unsupervised elementary school playground where everyone is armed with a keyboard and an alarming lack of basic human ethics. Grab a drink. Let&#8217;s talk about how utterly screwed we all are.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">For those of you who just stumbled out of a cryogenic pod, this is where we dissect the week&#8217;s digital drama with the chillest, most deadpan commentary you\u2019ll ever hear. No hyperbole, no screaming, just the cold, hard, kinda funny facts. We\u2019re going deep on a multi-million-dollar crypto fleecing, the weirdly relatable life story of a Russian-speaking hacker, and how even the most boring government offices are getting absolutely slapped.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">Let\u2019s start with the money. Because, of course, the money is always where the comedy is.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">So, the decentralized finance platform Balancer got absolutely rinsed for about <b>$110 to $120 million<\/b> this week. And what did the former CISA Director Chris Krebs call it? A &#8220;multi-million dollar heist&#8221;. Groundbreaking stuff, Chris. Thanks for the heads up.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">The way they did it is what makes it so hilariously depressing. This wasn\u2019t some zero-day, lightning-fast, high-tech laser-beam attack. Nope. This was exploiting a <b>flaw that was known a couple of years ago<\/b>. They literally just used a forgotten, dusty old backdoor.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">The hacker\u2014and you have to admire the <i>Office Space<\/i> level of subtle menace here\u2014used &#8220;flash loans&#8221; to effectively skim fractions of pennies off the top at scale. Krebs says the best way to think about it is &#8220;a little bit like the movie <i>Office Space<\/i> and the scheme at the end where they shave off fractions of a penny&#8221;. It\u2019s the digital equivalent, but instead of $300, it\u2019s a hundred and twenty million. That takes a special kind of dedication to penny-pinching.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">Krebs even mentions the <b>&#8220;possible use of AI in writing the exploit code&#8221;<\/b>. Great. Now we have to worry about a bored L.L.M. perfecting the art of the 0.0001% skim. Because if there\u2019s one thing AI is great at, it&#8217;s soul-crushingly repetitive, slightly illegal tasks.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">The ultimate irony, of course, is that DeFi, the thing designed to save us from &#8220;the man,&#8221; is also the reason they can&#8217;t get the money back. As Krebs pointed out, <b>&#8220;you don&#8217;t have anybody to blame when something goes wrong and say you owe me my money back&#8221;<\/b>. The benefit of decentralization is also the big bugaboo. It\u2019s a flawless system, until a hundred million bucks just evaporates. Then it\u2019s suddenly a <b>&#8220;cautionary tale&#8221;<\/b> about <b>&#8220;broader systemic risk&#8221;<\/b>. Classic.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">And just when you thought it was a self-contained crypto-bro problem, the report drops the casual threat that if banks holding stablecoins get hit with one of these runs, we\u2019re looking at wider liquidity issues. So, congratulations, DeFi bros. You managed to tie your digital anarchy directly to my 401k. Good job, you magnificent bastards.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">Now, let&#8217;s pivot from the code to the criminal mind, because the BBC landed a frankly incredible interview with one of the <\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\"><i>Top Dogs of Russian-speaking cyber crime<\/i><\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">, a man known as <\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\"><b>&#8220;Tank,&#8221;<\/b><\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\"> real name<\/span><\/span> Vyacheslav Penchukov.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">This dude&#8217;s story is the perfect cybercrime clich\u00e9. Started as a teenager cheating at games, then moved up to hacking and money. He was part of the infamous <b>Jabazus crew<\/b>, using the Zeus banking trojan to essentially reroute business funds.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">His teenage priorities? \u201c<i>Beer, good clothes, expensive shoes,\u201d<\/i> and bragging about changing cars \u201c<i>like changing clothes\u201d<\/i>. At one point, he had six expensive German ones. When I was a teenager, I was bragging about a new t-shirt from Hot Topic. This guy was DJing as <i>DJ Slava Rich<\/i> and living the life of a Bond villain by his early twenties.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">He was on the FBI\u2019s most-wanted list for nearly ten years, evaded police in a car chase, and eventually got 18 years, served concurrently as two nine-year sentences.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">The best part? He&#8217;s in a low-security prison, learning English, getting fit, and seems generally unbothered. He has a &#8220;charming way about him&#8221;, but a massive disconnect on remorse. The BBC spoke to a victim, a small \u201c<b>mom and pop shop\u201d<\/b> called <b>Liber&#8217;s Luggage<\/b>. Twelve thousand dollars was stolen from their rent and staff-paying float.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">That theft caused a massive chain of stress, with the owner\u2019s elderly mother\u2014who was doing the accounts as a favor\u2014blaming herself. You put that to the criminal mastermind, and his response? \u201c<b>Yes, it\u2019s all on insurance. I think the feeling is that western countries and companies they can handle it, doesn&#8217;t matter, there&#8217;s no victims here that&#8217;s not true.\u201d<\/b> What a beautiful, soul-crushingly entitled mentality.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">The <i>only<\/i> time he showed any regret was when his crew hit a disabled children&#8217;s charity. You know, not hospitals, not the local luggage store, but the <b>disabled children&#8217;s charity<\/b>. That\u2019s the line, apparently.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">He also gave a great insight into what he calls the <b>&#8220;herd mentality&#8221;<\/b>. Someone in the community hits a hospital, brags about a $20 million ransom, and suddenly, all the morals go out the window because a payday is a payday. Everyone goes for the hospital cash. It\u2019s like a digital version of those nature documentaries, but instead of gazelles, it&#8217;s ransomware gangs chasing ambulances. It&#8217;s just&#8230; <i>chef&#8217;s kiss<\/i> deplorable.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">Hey, if you\u2019re enjoying this analysis of the world\u2019s spiraling descent into digital chaos, do me a favor. Tap that like button. It helps the channel, and it tells the algorithm that you, too, appreciate my monotone delivery of absolute devastation.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">Also, in the comments, tell me: which is more criminal? Skimming pennies off a hundred million, or hitting a mom-and-pop luggage store for twelve grand? The answer is &#8220;both,&#8221; but I want to know your favorite flavor of <i>shitty<\/i>.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">Alright, let\u2019s move from street-level crime to the big boys, the ones with budgets and flags. This week was a geopolitical hacking shitshow.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">First, you\u2019ve got the IRGC, the Iranian Revolutionary Guard, claiming they <\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\"><b>dismantled a hacking network tied to Mossad<\/b><\/span><\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/en.isna.ir\/news\/1404081911576\/IRGC-intelligence-dismantles-hacking-network-tied-to-Mossad\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span style=\"color: #0b57d0;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">IRGC intelligence dismantles hacking network tied to Mossad<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">. The details are always blurry on this stuff, but the pattern isn&#8217;t.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">Israel and Iran are locked in this never-ending cyber-chess game where every other week, one claims they arrested someone or blew up a server. It&#8217;s just the digital extension of a very old feud. You can always count on those two to keep the state-sponsored digital espionage industry absolutely <i>thriving<\/i>. It&#8217;s like a guaranteed subscription model for state security firms.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">But the real comedy here is how low the targets are getting. The <\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\"><b>U.S. Congressional Budget Office, or CBO, was hacked<\/b><\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\"> by a suspected foreign actor <\/span><\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.reuters.com\/world\/us\/us-congressional-budget-office-hacked-by-suspected-foreign-actor-washington-post-2025-11-06\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><span style=\"color: #0b57d0;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">U.S. Congressional Budget Office hacked by suspected foreign actor<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">. The <\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\"><i>CBO<\/i><\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">. That&#8217;s the office that produces independent analyses of budgetary and economic issues. It&#8217;s the most boring, math-heavy office in all of Washington.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">I mean, what&#8217;s the valuable data there? A spreadsheet that confirms we&#8217;re all still hopelessly in debt? Maybe the attacker just wanted to know the projected cost of the next five wars so they could plan their next five-year budget. The fact that a foreign actor is hacking the <i>budget office<\/i> tells you that even in the highest stakes spy games, sometimes, all you want is a little peek at the enemy&#8217;s projected overhead. It&#8217;s just profoundly sad and funny.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">Now, for a brief moment of irony to cap things off. While all this hacking mayhem is going on\u2014the $120 million heist, the geopolitical drama\u2014you&#8217;d think the cybersecurity companies are keeping things secure with their piles of money. But Nope.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">There\u2019s more, verifiable, cyber security drama, when the pro-Hamas group <b>Cyber Toufan<\/b>, believed to be linked to Iran, dumped sensitive data from <b>36 Israeli-Australian defense projects.<\/b> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jpost.com\/defense-and-tech\/article-873267\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Pro-Hamas hackers claim breach of Israeli-Australian military systems<\/a>. They didn&#8217;t even have to hack the defense giants like Rafael or Elbit directly. No, they hit the supply chain\u2014a firm called <b>MAYA technologies<\/b>\u2014and basically walked through an unlocked side door The hackers gained access not by breaking in, but by walking through an unlocked door. This resulted in the leak of classified plans for Australia&#8217;s $7 billion Redback fighting vehicles and details on systems like Rafael&#8217;s Iron Beam laser and Elbit&#8217;s turrets. They even claimed to have recorded meetings with <b>sound and video for over a year<\/b>. That&#8217;s not a hack; that&#8217;s just a terrifyingly effective digital surveillance operation.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">It\u2019s the perfect encapsulation of the week: the world is literally on fire, and the fire extinguisher company just ran out of money. It\u2019s not just a cybersecurity issue; it\u2019s a security-security issue. The bad guys are getting funded by stolen crypto and state budgets, and the good guys are getting choked out by the market. Makes you wonder who the real winners are. Spoiler: it&#8217;s not you.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">So, to recap:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">DeFi is a broken piggy bank run by an AI-powered spreadsheet scam.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">Russian criminals think they&#8217;re modern-day Robin Hoods who only draw the line at disabled kids&#8217; charities.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">And entire nations are hacking the nerds who do our math homework.<\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">It\u2019s been a hell of a roughly two weeks. Stay safe, stay skeptical, and maybe check your bank account. And for god&#8217;s sake, if you have crypto, make sure it\u2019s not sitting in a pool that\u2019s known about a hole for two years. Because that\u2019s just asking for it.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #1b1c1d;\"><span style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif;\">If you want more of this chilled-out, honest look at hacker news, science, and tech happening in the world, hit subscribe. You can check out my previous video on why fireballs from outer space are headed to Earth, right here. And as always, thanks for watching. I\u2019ll see you next time.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome back to the channel. I\u2019m Gambit Mutant, and this past couple of weeks, the internet decided to go full chaotic neutral and just\u2026 get up to some genuinely impressive criminal bullshit. 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